1. I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
2. I smile ...Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
3. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
4. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
5. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
6. "370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.
7. How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.
8. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
9. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
10. When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
11. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
12. I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.
13. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
14. After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...
15. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
16. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
got the job.
17. Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still
smiling.
18. Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
19. If you don't care, stop talking about it.
20. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
21. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it !
22. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
23. Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
24. I don't insult people, I just describe them.
25. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
26. No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.
27. God is really creative, I mean ...just look at me !
28. I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
29. You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
30. Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong. ��
31. If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.
32. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
33. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
34. I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
35. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
36. I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.
37. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
38. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
39. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
40. No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
41. Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
42. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
43. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
44. I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
45. My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D
46. Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)
47. Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
48. If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
49. Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
50. I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
51. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
52. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
53. Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
54. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
55. My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
56. I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
57. There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
58. I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.
59. Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
60. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
61. You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
62. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
63. I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
64. God was showing off when He created you.
65. The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
66. Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
67. Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
68. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
69. Don't TRUST too much , don't LOVE too much , don't CARE too much because that ' TOO MUCH ' will HURT you so much !
70. Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
71. Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
72. Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
73. Never apologize for being you.
74. You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..
75. I'm crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
76. I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
77. I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
78. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
79. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
80. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..
81. YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school...
82. Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
83. Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..
84. It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..
85. When words fail, tears speak..
86. No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
87. Don't do homework save paper! :P
88. I’m a good boy with bad habits :P
89. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
90. flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
91. Mans are many but money is money :D
92. She takes your hand, I die a little… :(
93. I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
94. If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
95. I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
96. Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.
97. When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
98. Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
99. I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
100. Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
